This is a compilation of funny, quick, short one liner jokes and sayings about money. Not all of them have a deeper meaning. This collection is simply intended to bring a smile to your face or brighten up your day…
The one liners are grouped in Money Jokes taken from Life (first page), Financial One Liner Jokes (2nd page), Money One Liners related to Family and Friends (3rd page), politically incorrect but somehow funny Sexist Money Jokes (4th page), Question Answer Money Jokes (5th page) and Perils of Life Money Jokes (6th page).
It was the perfect crime, until I deducted my burglar tools as a business expense.
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Money Jokes taken from Life
Imagine, I have love letters in six different languages!
So what? I pay child support in eight different currencies.
So what? I pay child support in eight different currencies.
I can handle money!
I know how to spend money,
I know how to get into debt and
I know how to lose money.
I know how to spend money,
I know how to get into debt and
I know how to lose money.
Borrow money from pessimists,
they don’t expect it back.
they don’t expect it back.
Living on earth may be expensive,
but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
The taxman says:
We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
An oil sheik says in a gallery:
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody who was able to sell oil so expensive.
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody who was able to sell oil so expensive.
Money can’t buy everything… but then again neither can no money.
Thanks for sharing these. I always love telling a joke. In fact I love telling them so much, I’m usually the one laughing the hardest.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game – the banker can still go to jail.
Poker player: “I lose way less money when I get bad cards.”
You made me laugh with these jokes. Thank you! The last one is probably my fave
Have a wonderful day!