This is a compilation of funny, quick, short one liner jokes and sayings about money. Not all of them have a deeper meaning. This collection is simply intended to bring a smile to your face or brighten up your day…
The one liners are grouped in Money Jokes taken from Life (first page), Financial One Liner Jokes (2nd page), Money One Liners related to Family and Friends (3rd page), politically incorrect but somehow funny Sexist Money Jokes (4th page), Question Answer Money Jokes (5th page) and Perils of Life Money Jokes (6th page).
Money Jokes taken from Life
So what? I pay child support in eight different currencies.
I know how to spend money,
I know how to get into debt and
I know how to lose money.
they don’t expect it back.
but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody who was able to sell oil so expensive.