23 Life Insurance Quotes – Witty and Meaningful

Throughout this website I talk a lot about statistics, especially in connection with sports results, odds calculation, and betting, and I can assure you that nothing within this field carries a full one hundred percent probability. But when it comes to the subject of life, absolute certainty does exist. The undesirably question is when, and not if…

Life Insurance Quote: The only person who will take care of the older person you will someday be - is the younger person you are now.Collage of Shutterstock images; Foreground (left): CREATISTA, Foreground (right): Viorel Sima, Background: Lucia Pitter

The following selection of life insurance quotes is not a commercial collection. It is simply a broad perspective on the topic of life insurance. Enjoy and don’t forget to share if you like this collection!

Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death
is to reflect
that life has a beginning as well as an end.

William Hazlitt
(1778-1830, English writer)
While nothing is more uncertain
than a single life,
nothing is more certain
than the average duration of a thousand lives.

Elizur Wright
(1804-1885, American mathematician,
“father of life insurance” for his pioneering work on actuarial tables)
Statistics have shown that mortality increases
perceptibly in the military during wartime.

Alphonse Allais
(1854-1905, French writer and humourist)
Fun is like life insurance;
the older you get, the more it costs.

Frank McKinney Hubbard,
better known by his pen name “Kin” Hubbard
(1868-1930, American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist)
I detest life-insurance agents:
they always argue
that I shall someday die,
which is not so.

Stephen Butler Leacock
(1869-1944, English-born Canadian teacher,
political scientist, writer, and humorist)

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